Natasha is the iconic cockpit voice information and reporting system (VIFR) of the Russian fleet. Natasha, known for her authoritative yet calming voice, becomes the scapegoat in this hilarious patch. The patch showcases Natasha casually holding a beer, symbolising the humorous notion that even in the disciplined world of aviation, moments of levity are cherished. The text highlights a pilot’s humorous defense, claiming it’s not their fault – they were just following Natasha’s orders. This patch humorously depicts the playful side of military life, emphasising the unwavering trust pilots place in their cockpit systems. It also plays on the idea of absolute obedience to orders, even when they lead to amusing situations. It’s a fun way to acknowledge the strict adherence to commands while also celebrating the joy and laughter that come with serving in the military.

The Natasha told me to Drink is a 3D PVC patch for those who place their full trust in their cockpit systems.