The patch is a delightful blend of humour and style, designed to make a bold statement with its clever and witty text. The central focus of the patch is its humorous phrase, “I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to explain this to You.” The phrase suggests a mix of exasperation and lightheartedness, implying that the wearer doesn’t have the patience to explain something overly simplistic or tedious. The choice of words is both clever and relatable, resonating with anyone who has ever felt the frustration of trying to explain the obvious. Encircling the text is a colourful border made up of crayons, adding a vibrant and whimsical touch to the overall design. This border choice reinforces the humorous undertone of the patch, linking the crayons with the idea of simplicity and the effort required to explain something basic.

The No Time No Crayons is a 100% embroidered patch made for those who are dealing with everyday frustrations of explaining things which are just basic common sense.