In a brilliantly irreverent mash-up of pop culture, this design showcases a hilariously dark parody that merges the chaotic world of The Simpsons with the mythological carnage of God of War. At the center of the design stands a beer-clutching, Battle-ready Homer Simpson, reimagined as Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta. Drenched in the warrior’s iconic war paint and leather armour, his expression is somewhere between bloodlust and bliss — the latter, of course, likely owing to the overflowing mug of beer in his hand. Next to him is a grim-faced Bart Simpson, taking on the role of Atreus, Kratos’ son, complete with a bow and a glare that means business. The background is dominated by a blood-red circle with jagged edges, instantly reminiscent of the God of War logo. It frames the characters dramatically, contrasting sharply against the black canvas of the patch. Below the imagery, the title “God of Bar” is embroidered in a stylized font that mimics the original God of War typography, but with a sly twist — the iconic “WAR” has been cheekily replaced with “BAR,” poking fun at Homer’s lifelong commitment to the local tavern rather than heroic quests.

The Simps of the Bar is a 100% embroidered patch made for those who love to capture the absurdity of everyday mediocrity through the lens of epic fantasy.